Midnight Affair

Things are weird.

Why do things say stuff like "girls rock" or "boys rule" and whatever?

Why don't they say things like "everybody rocks" or something?

I feel like that would be more appropriate.

Also, why do women feel so entitled to toilet seat preferences?

Like why do they think men always need to be the one to put the seat back down?
I guess it's courteous.

But isn't it also courteous for women to leave the seat up for men?

mhmm.

 

Names of nail polish colors are weird, as well.